Jason's Semi-LiveJournal

The Truth

2006-09-18T20:36:32Z

kim: you think dogs are invincible
kim: turth is dogs die
kim: from mushroms
kim: and frogs

Townhome for Rent

2006-06-20T20:51:19Z

If you or anyone you know is looking for a place to live please reply here with their name and number.

Quick facts:
- Built in 2004 (I am original owner)
- 3 bedroom 3 bath (2 are available)
- Off Hartsfield road (close to FSU)
- 1200 sq/ft
- Washer/dryer, dishwasher, and all usual appliances
- Cable Internet
- Cable TV
- Furnished living room
- $440/month includes above

If you want pictures send me an e-mail (jj02d@fsu.edu) or IM me at FSUJason2006.

Thanks,
Jason

Leaving...

2006-06-19T15:50:07Z

I submitted the first resignation letter of my professional career; June 30th will be my last day as an Infinity employee. I realized last night as I was writing the letter that I have a lot of great memories from the past 5 years I've been here. Although I am sad to leave, I'm very excited about my new venture!

I want...

2006-05-10T14:27:00Z

at least 5 of these http://cgi.ebay.com/X10-Home-Security-Big-Red-Panic-Button-X-10-KR15A_W0QQitemZ6056332907QQcategoryZ20589QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

My Top 10 Favorite Songs of All Time

2006-04-22T19:08:33Z

	Artist	Song
1.	James Taylor	Country Road
2.	James Taylor	Carolina
3.	James Taylor	Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight
4.	James Taylor	Handy Man
5.	James Taylor	Something In The Way She Moves
6.	James Taylor	Sweet Baby James
7.	James Taylor	Mexico
8.	James Taylor	Copperline
9.	James Taylor	Fire and Rain
10.	James Taylor	Whenever I See Your Smiling Face
11.	James Taylor	Only a Dream in Rio
12.	James Taylor	You've Got a Friend
13.	James Taylor	Shower the People

I'm noticing a trend here...

Get Perpendicular

2006-04-22T18:39:55Z

http://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html

Goodbye cruel world...

2006-03-21T05:12:14Z

Tonight Kim made me watch Rent.

Holy bored-as-hell batman!

Answer

2006-03-17T19:48:35Z

The answer is blowjob.

You can beat an egg, beat meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Thanks for playing.

Which of these doesn't belong? ...

2006-03-15T20:00:47Z

Egg, meat, wife, blowjob.

This actually works?

2005-12-22T15:13:35Z

MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- A man accused of raping seven girls and women in Miami's Little Havana neighborhood escaped from jail by crawling through a ceiling vent and then climbing down from the roof using tied-together bed sheets, police said.

How textbook is that?

jasonjohnson @ 2005-10-30T12:09:00

2005-10-30T17:09:21Z

create your own visited states map

A few sweet dunks

2005-10-18T02:34:38Z

For sweet dunks, click here.

HAPPY BERFDAY

2005-10-07T16:56:14Z

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy Berfday Nick Hohman!~~~~~~~~

My dad is down

2005-09-19T19:37:22Z

...

FSU Jason 2006: sorry "down" means "cool with it"
Dad: I down on down
Dad: I thought that is what the problem was, but wanted to make sure you were COOL with everything
FSU Jason 2006: yes, i'm cool
FSU Jason 2006: we are all down now
Dad: I'm down

Oh crap!

2005-09-08T21:24:04Z

My teacher just walked into class...he brought his son...he's sitting right next to me!!!!

A survey...

2005-09-08T21:11:00Z

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet fsumike2007? Through Cori and Amie
2.~What would you do if you had never met a6263a? Be a better person
3.~What do you honestly think of crazee_mandie? I think she's cool but has major commitment issues
4.~Would or did xxval42xx and 0vixenvirgin0 go out? I hope not...but Val does seem a little lesbo
5.~Have you ever liked andyofalltrades? Yeah, he's a funny character. I also can't believe he used to be fat.
6.~If kizelley died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? That I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico
7.~Would lukestanleystp and abolitionofmatt make a good couple? Probably, they're both shady
8.~Describe steveguy117 in 3 words: Homo sex ual
9.~Do you think coreysean is hot? If I was black, and a girl....mayb
10.~Would kizelley and aballa2199 make a lovely couple? They are both manly...it could work
11.~What do you think of when you see 0vixenvirgin0? Flowers, sunny days, marshmellows, rainbows, ice cream cones, princess'
12.~Tell me something humiliating about abolitionofmatt: He has a really small penis...wait...oh crap!
13.~Do you know any of gladesnole's family members? I think this is Tara's mom...
14.~What's fsujen201's favorite color? the heck if I know...
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is tbone_spartacus? 107...she's in the chiefs...bonus points
16.~What would you do if cgs3408h4x just professed their undying love for you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
17.~What language does xxval42xx speak? Ref
18.~Who is bubbliciousa going out with? My mom...no some guy from Miami i think
19.~Is knor a boy or a girl? Hermaphrodite
20.~Would benshivar and cgs3408h4x make a good couple? Prob not, Nick is too 1337 for a n00b like Ben
21.~Who do you think jackassking69 would be great with from this list? gladesnole
22.~When was the last time you talked to coreysean? Few weeks ago
23.~What is andyofalltrades's favorite band? He likes weird groups I've never heard of
24.~Does lukestanleystp have any siblings? A brother...I think he has a mom and a dad as well
25.~Would you ever date gladesnole? Uh...I should only be so lucky
26.~Would you ever date steveguy117? No
27.~Is jackassking69 single? And ready to mingle
28.~What is fsujen201's last name? Bragman
29.~What is benshivar's middle name? Dover?
30~What is crazee_mandie's fantasy? To make woopie with me
31.~Where does knor live? At his computer desk
32.~Would you make out with fsumike2007? Would you poke your eyes out with a rusty nail?
33.~Are a6263a and gladesnole best friends? No
34.~Does steveguy117 like fsujen201? Doesn't know her
35.~How did you meet benshivar? High school 9th grade
36.~Is coreysean older than you? He's older than everyone I know...possibly God
37.~Is aballa2199 the sexiest person alive? My Kimi is...

Respect

2005-08-29T13:42:42Z

As of today, I begin my last year at Florida State University. As of 9/5 I will begin my last football season as a student.

In the words of 95% of my LJ friends, "oh the nos" and "boo hoos".

Too much time on my hands

2005-08-05T21:20:03Z

I came across this montage I created last summer...wasn't much going on then while Kim was gone cept workin and takin pictures in the bathroom...

jasonjohnson @ 2005-07-31T18:06:00

2005-07-31T22:08:17Z

Pack it up pack it in, let me begin. I came to win.
I came to get down, I came to get down, jump up jump up and get down.

Free Parakeet

2005-07-08T16:53:01Z

Free Parakeet to good home.

If anyone knows anyone who wants a free parakeet with cage and food let me know.

Thanks,
JJ

Have the Lime of your Life

2005-05-16T03:08:46Z

I just had Pepsi Lime, and let's just say I LOVE IT. I haven't tried Coke with Lime yet, but I definitely wanna. Expect another exciting post when I do try it.

Well this can't be good...

2005-05-11T23:35:27Z

[Edit] I came home from work to find that my friend and roommate had left town...

My Latest Song

2005-04-27T15:59:50Z

While studying for finals I was inspired (by some late nineties rock vocals) to write a song. Please listen to it and let me know if it moves you. After listening to it you may wish to read the lyrics.

Makin Up A Song For Josh
By Jason Johnson

[Guitar Intro]

I'm makin up a song for Josh
Oh my gosh
I hope it's the best song
eva createeeeed

I'm makin up a song for Josh
Oh my gosh

Makin up a song for Josh
He's away right now
His away message say's he's "droppin Josh off"

I made up a song for Josh
Oh my gosh

Hoooooo hooo
HOOOOO hooo hooo
Wooooo

[Guitar outro]

New York City Pictures

2005-04-20T20:34:36Z

We went to New York City last weekend. Pictures inside!

Me in a limo

Seth with Robin Williams.

Kim planting one on me in Times Square

Seth with Shakira

Some crazy Chinese people protesting...something...?

My brother Seth fits in. I do not.

Me with my idol.

Seth being gay with his idol.

On a carriage ride. My eyes are really that color.

Seth looking like a donkey at Carnegie's Deli.

Frigg'n weird

Pretty...

Seth talking to some chick he met.

Seth in the 3-story Gap

Kim thinkin she's fly in the 5-star hotel room

When I looked back at the pictures I realized I took way too many pictures at the same locations and not enough elsewhere. It was a super short trip but still fun. We saw Lion King (my 3rd time but still awesome) and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! on Broadway.

That's all folks,
Jason

Our One Year Anniversery

2005-04-14T17:28:13Z

Let's give a big hand to Kimi and Jason on their one year of being together!